"What is this?" you ask with a slightly astonished sound in your rather unique sounding voice. "Why have I stumbled on to this seemingly meaningless bunch of html, laced with some ill placed pictures?". Both of these questions that you are asking yourself aren't the ones that are really important at this time. The important question is the next one your going to ask. "Why don't I just turn it off?"

To that third question, I really don't have any suitable answer for you because this whole thing your looking a is a sort of Under Construction page. There used to be a significantly larger web page here, but it all got lost in the great Hard Drive crash of 2002.

For now, your probably wanting somthing to click on. So here is my resume(or in MS Word format resume). Go ahead and click on that. It goes somewhere.

You can go look at some of my photo work here

Or, I'll let you speculate what you can do with a new scanner here.

This is a funny site making fun of the goverments ready.gov domain.

A speedtest to my server -Here-

Or, If you would like to see the first million prime numbers, in an html format, click here. WARNING! This is a 10 meg html file!!

I just found out. I'm going to have to work out my crow-bar swinging muscles. 32%